Playslave
A unknown species that dwell from the hidden depths of Sony. These beasts, commonly known as 'Playslaves' are delusional psychopaths. Almost barbaric in nature, they will storm forums, raid gaming websites and rape the internet while shouting battle cries of their main rival, Microsoft while grooming their proudest purchase ever. The Play Station 3, insulting this magnificent piece of Engineering is considered a crime agaisnt Humanity.
Everywhere you go, you can guarantee that a Playslave is watching you. Watch out, stay alert and keep aware for the real friendly gamer. That is a sign of they Sony mark.
Everywhere you go, you can guarantee that a Playslave is watching you. Watch out, stay alert and keep aware for the real friendly gamer. That is a sign of they Sony mark.
User 1: Hey guys, nice day! Just you know, playing my Playsation 3, donating money to charity, helping homeless people ect etc.
User 2: Playstations suck man, get a Wii or a Xbox 360.
User 1: OMFG, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
User 2: Holy shit, he is a Playslave, run for your lives!
User 1 starts to insult everyones mother and complaining how gaming websites are all Xbots.
User 2: Playstations suck man, get a Wii or a Xbox 360.
User 1: OMFG, I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!
User 2: Holy shit, he is a Playslave, run for your lives!
User 1 starts to insult everyones mother and complaining how gaming websites are all Xbots.
Playslave
The disgrace of the PlayStation Community, these "fans" dwell on the hidden depths of Sony, in order not to make it look ridiculous in the face of other gaming companies, including Sony's brothers, Sega & Nintendo.
How they look:
A PlaySlave can be spotted by the following: He's really slim, are 92 pounds yet eats a lot, and has a "Keep Calm & Honor Sony" (it's getting old, people), will usually be ash white-haired to honor Raiden, the Metal Gear Rising character but can also dye his hair black to honor Nathan Drake. Has green eyes. It will go to forums acting like the PlayStation 5 is the damn Holy Bible, when it's just a toy. They don't give a damn about their family, their siblings, their friends, or their Girlfriend/Boyfriend.
Conclusion:
Playslaves make PlayStation Community look like s*it.
How they look:
A PlaySlave can be spotted by the following: He's really slim, are 92 pounds yet eats a lot, and has a "Keep Calm & Honor Sony" (it's getting old, people), will usually be ash white-haired to honor Raiden, the Metal Gear Rising character but can also dye his hair black to honor Nathan Drake. Has green eyes. It will go to forums acting like the PlayStation 5 is the damn Holy Bible, when it's just a toy. They don't give a damn about their family, their siblings, their friends, or their Girlfriend/Boyfriend.
Conclusion:
Playslaves make PlayStation Community look like s*it.
The following is an argument between a PlaySlave and a normal PlayStation fan on 11/19/2020.
PlaySlave: I can't wait for the PlayStation 5! It's coming out today, man! I just can't wait!
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: What the freaking hell? No seriously, what the hell? Are you deaf or some shit? The launch is similar to the PS3's launch back in 06!
PlaySlave: You have disrespected Sony, you Xbot....... (Turns into a horrifying demon known as the PlayDemon)
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: Wait, I'm sorry!
The PlayDemon then kills our normal fan to go on a rampage and kill Xbox enjoyers minding their own buisness
PlaySlave: I can't wait for the PlayStation 5! It's coming out today, man! I just can't wait!
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: What the freaking hell? No seriously, what the hell? Are you deaf or some shit? The launch is similar to the PS3's launch back in 06!
PlaySlave: You have disrespected Sony, you Xbot....... (Turns into a horrifying demon known as the PlayDemon)
Normal PlayStation Enjoyer: Wait, I'm sorry!
The PlayDemon then kills our normal fan to go on a rampage and kill Xbox enjoyers minding their own buisness
Playslave by xxxx_MARTINVIDEO2009_xxxx August 18, 2022
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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