paycom 

To pay your employees with semen.

My work pays with com. They call it paycom it certainly is a direct deposit.

paycom by 007#4 March 3, 2023

Paycoined 

Past participle of verb, past tense of verb. To be conned; to be taken advantage of; to have the wool pulled over ones eyes; to be treated as a naive fool; to have believed something that is false; to be struck with adversity.

Synonyms: Munsoned, Deceived, Skinned, Scammed, GAWed, Screwed, Bamboozled, Garza'd, Bilked, Hoodwinked, Cheated, Fooled, Swindled, Fucked, Joshed, Jacked, Hosed, Hoaxed, Hornswaggled, Burned, Defrauded, Boned, Clowned, Homeroed, Tricked, Mislead, Duped, Double-Crossed, Ripped Off, Welched, Chumped, MtGoxed, Muggled, Stranded, Marooned.

1. Bill was Paycoined into buying a junker by a slimy used car salesman.
2. Jack thought he had the world by the tail, until he found out he had been Paycoined into putting his life savings into a Ponzi scheme.
3. Josh lived a lavish lifestyle with money he Paycoined from investors.
4. Dude, I got fucking Paycoined out in the middle of BFE when I ran out of gas last night.

Paycoined by Paul Revere, Silversmith April 22, 2015

pancommunist 

Someone who doesn't like pancakes. Only communists don't like pancakes. Also likely to send chain texts and emails to so-called friends.

You're ordering chicken fingers at Ihop? What are you, some sort of pancommunist?!

pancommunist by one dude October 7, 2010

paycos 

A person with the smallest penis in the world

Girl: I can't feel you
Paycos:Oh because I'm paycos

paycos by Foreman33 December 25, 2016

pancommunication

1. transmission of a message or plan that must be made to all levels in the chain of command as well as horizontally before any action can be taken or deliberation made
2. the many levels of communication that an order or plan must go through on a medical or surgical service such that the original meaning of or teaching significance is absolutely useless
3. calling your senior resident for explanation of something that is self evident or could be garnered from closer inspection of the chart

"I am so sick of this shit...I'm trying to get this patient intubated and I spend more time doing pancommunication with the senior resident and attending than at the bedside taking care of the patient"

pancommunication by Blaze It Up! April 21, 2008

palcomix 

A sexual site filled with adult parody comics just ruin your childhood

Guy 1: Hey, Have you been to palcomix?

Guy 2: Wtf is that

Guy 1: It's a adult parody comic site for +18

Guy 2: hell no i'm going to throw up

palcomix by TheDictionaire July 8, 2017

phycoma 

When you fuck a chick so hard she falls into a "fucking coma"

Dude, I was fucking this chick last night and I put her into a phycoma.

phycoma by Bjforest69 March 10, 2017