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Weird looking dick...like a half-moon or something.
Paydom -
I'm telling you, it's strange and has horns.
I saw it in my dream once...still havin' nightmares.

Creepy.
Paydom by Romanan May 5, 2009
Words you can keep
Paydon all Paydon’s are bitches fuck u paydon u use 2.6 hog and ur stupid as fuck and can’t do life properly and no one loves u.
“Hey, isn’t Paydon gay?” “Yeah he humped a guy earlier”
Paydon by Shjshd May 4, 2022
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Prydomania 

Unusually cheerful people who show considerable amounts of Pryda love. These people have more than ample energy and require very little sleep; yet they do not rage... They Pryda.
The crowd experiences extreme Prydomania every time Eric Prydz drops Pjanoo.
Prydomania by KayIP July 25, 2012
When one is bored at work, and goes to the bathroom to poop for an extended period of time while still on the clock.
Carl: Bro, I'm tired of filing these TPS reports, it's time to take a nice paydump!

Dave: Be sure to light a match.
paydump by CitySlickah September 30, 2013
Peter Pan Fandom on blog sites such as Tumblr.

Fan base.
Are you part of a Fandom?

Yes. I love Peter Pan. Pandom is getting huge.
Pandom by Jjrandom June 18, 2013

paedometer 

Electronic or analogue device similar in function to a Pedometer but keeps a measurement/record of the number of children molested, assulted or sexually used by a paedophile at any one time when in use.
Johhny was unsure of the number of kiddies he'd molested until he checked the count on his paedometer
paedometer by Digital-Prozac February 3, 2005

Post Pardom Poop 

Post Pardom Poop is a serious condition usually encountered after a quick emergency evacuation of the bowels. It usually affects males from the ages of 18-25 who have ignored the early warning signs of imminant poop. The condition's symptoms are immediate regret at losing so much of yourself, an empty feeling inside, and fear of ever losing another poop like that again.
Matt: Why is Jason crying and cradling his stomach?
Scott: He has been stricken with a serious case of post pardom poop
Jason: I just want to feel it back inside of me! To be whole again!
Chris (entering the room): Dear god I think someone left a kidney in the toilet
Eric: You guys are sick
Jason: Is it such a crime to love something you carried for so long?!
Matt: Can I use the bathroom? I'm expecting
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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