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The absence of semen only sperm from the penis when it ejaculates and or cums. When the male prostate (walnut) has been removed and your penis can only sneeze when it cums. The absence of spooge, jiz, and or jelly and only the spraying of sperm is to Parft.
After surgery he was asked to parft. / She had parfty breathe after sucking off Miles. / There was nothing but parft dots found on the body when investigated. / She had me parfing often. / He is a known self parter. / He was parfted upon when he was a younger man. / He shamelessly parfts in the hot pool. / I had an aparftimy.
Parft by Sycoswitch February 16, 2020
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pawtucket patriot beer 

If you buy it,hot women will have sex in your backyard!
pawtucket patriot beer by 0niTTRay December 29, 2003

Pawtucket 

Most most awesome fukkin city in the world! Birthplace of the American Industrial Revolution! Home of HASBRO! Slater Park! Nation's oldest carousel (well OK that's a stretch).
Pawtucket...where the tough guys live!
Pawtucket...where you scored your first heroin and lost your virginity at the Hampton Inn, different nights but likely same room
Pawtucket...where China Inn has the best damn Chinese on the fukken planet!
Pawtucket ...where Modern Diner is where it's AT!
Pawtucket...where we miss the Pawsox and Memorial Hospital :sob:
Pawtucket...where Darlington is the "good" side, you might catch a bullet in Prospect Heights, the riches are in Countryside, downtown is SKETCHY but who the fukk goes there anyway? And Oak Hill is the best neighborhood on the planet!!!
Pawtucket...where life is A OK!
Pawtucket by Bucket West Miguel February 6, 2020
A term, usually used by paw lovers, to describe the general frustration perceived when an anthropomorphic character scarcely reveals the undersides of their paws OR if that character commonly adorns footwear.
You rarely get to see the bottom of Daxter's feet in "Jak II." What a pawtease.
OR
It bothers me that the characters in "Starfox" wear boots; it's such a pawtease.
pawtease by BrianTheDog91 November 30, 2011

Pawtucket Pinkie Toe 

When two individuals engage in 69ing. However, instead of a normal 69, each partner is Toe Butting one another. This creates a Toe Butting 69 or Pawtucket Pinkie Toe.
Shelby came over to get help with her homework. I gave her the Pawtucket Pinkie Toe instead.
A person who is obsessed with women. Like OBSESSED with women. They will always bring it up in conversations and theres nothing you can do about it.
Ethan: Hey how was your da-
pawtoast: SO ABOUT WOMEN!
pawtoast by yoshi_923 January 28, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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