paul schafer 

isn't he that guy on david letterman? paul schafer is usually bald but can play the keyboard pretty well.

- hey did you see paul schafer play last night?

- yeah he was pretty funny

paul schafer by Joe Fuzzio February 4, 2010

paul schaffer 

is what you call someone who constantly interrupts you when you are trying to be funny.

the bald band-leader on the 'late show with david letterman' schaffer wrote the 1983 hit 'it's raining men' but is perhaps most famous for the worst segment on Letterman; 'stump the band'

Schaffer also looks like the worm in tim burtons 1996 version of 'james and the giant peach'

"shut up paul schaffer - you're ruining my act"

"someone turn of paul schaffers mike will ya"

paul schaffer by hartattack June 25, 2006