Paul Dano

The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.

1: Hey man, who is the best guy on earth?
2: Paul Dano, obviously!

Paul Dano by PaulDanosWife March 30, 2022

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Paul Dano

the cutest guy ever to exist
my girlfriend
played the Riddler in the movie The Batman (a gay movie)

"Paul Dano is the greatest actor of all time"

Paul Dano by pauldanoismygirlfriend December 23, 2022

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paul dano

proof that you don't have to be good looking to make it in hollywood

chad: bro i watched sum movie last night and it was fucking HOT
brad: what was it
chad: sum movie with paul dano
brad: uh

paul dano by characteranals November 26, 2019

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paul dano fan

virgins for lives

"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"

paul dano fan by myballsarehumungouslol March 31, 2022

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paul_danos_wh0re

Tiktok user @paul_danos_wh0re. She likes Paul Dano (obviously) and posts about him. She’s also a super cool person to be mutuals with and posts frequently. She’s really nice and has good taste in actors.

@paul_danos_wh0re is my mutual on Tiktok! How cool!

paul_danos_wh0re by avgskeleton April 3, 2022

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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