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The most attractive man to ever walk the earth. Like have you seen him? I love Paul Dano so much. He is a very special person and he has a very special place in my heart. I <3 Paul Dano. Paul Dano is my life. If Paul Dano had 10,000 fans I am one of them. If he had 1000 I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 100 fans I am still one of them. If Paul Dano had 10 fans I am one. If Paul Dano had 1 fan that is me. If Paul Dano had 0 fans then I am dead. I love him so much.
1: Hey man, who is the best guy on earth?
2: Paul Dano, obviously!
Paul Dano by PaulDanosWife March 30, 2022
Words you can keep
the cutest guy ever to exist
my girlfriend
played the Riddler in the movie The Batman (a gay movie)
"Paul Dano is the greatest actor of all time"
Paul Dano by pauldanoismygirlfriend December 23, 2022
proof that you don't have to be good looking to make it in hollywood
chad: bro i watched sum movie last night and it was fucking HOT
brad: what was it
chad: sum movie with paul dano
brad: uh
paul dano by characteranals November 26, 2019

paul dano fan 

"I just had sex because im not a *paul dano fan*"

paul_danos_wh0re 

Tiktok user @paul_danos_wh0re. She likes Paul Dano (obviously) and posts about him. She’s also a super cool person to be mutuals with and posts frequently. She’s really nice and has good taste in actors.
@paul_danos_wh0re is my mutual on Tiktok! How cool!
paul_danos_wh0re by avgskeleton April 3, 2022
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