patton sanders Share definition Flag Patton Sanders is the smallest bean you will EVER see. He is known to make a LOT of dad jokes "I'm just so happy you made A DAD JOKE!" "you're acting like Patton Sanders" patton sanders by Virgil Sanders8284 June 29, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the patton sanders mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch