patrick schwavied

When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.

patrick schwavied by Patrick Schwavy December 16, 2019

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Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

Patrick Schwasted by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

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patrick schwayzed

wasted, to put it simply.
getting drunk
getting "schwayzee"

It's Saturday night, i'm about ready to get patrick schwayzed.

patrick schwayzed by cwalll May 11, 2009

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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