When you’re fucked up and do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.
I was Patrick Schwavied and thought the kid with cerebral palsy was the kid who got in the car accident last week so I asked him how much longer we was gonna be in the wheelchair.
by Patrick Schwavy December 17, 2019
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1. Getting extremely intoxicated to the point where you mistake a kid with cerebral palsy for a kid who got in a car accident.

2. When you do something so insanely embarrassing, while extremely intoxicated, that you wish you were never born.
by CHamel3 December 17, 2019
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When you're drunk and you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born
yooo lets get patrick schwavyd tonight lol its lit
by slavdog December 17, 2019
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