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patrick bateman

a good looking guy who fucks girls and kill boys
by thickgoofycock December 25, 2022
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Patrick Bateman

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.
Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it
by I_onehit October 4, 2022
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Patrick Bateman

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity
by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022
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The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period
by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021
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Patrick Bateman

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.
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Patrick Bateman

not a sigma male, but rather an npc
14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*
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The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.
Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.
by n.zeck March 14, 2023
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