patrick bateman

a good looking guy who fucks girls and kill boys

patrick bateman she got a big ass

by thickgoofycock December 25, 2022

Patrick Bateman

There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman, some

kind of abstraction, But there is no real me, only an

entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold

gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping you

and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably

comparable: I simply am not there.

Let's see Paul Allen's card.
I'm Patrick Bateman, I killed Paul Allen and I liked it

by I_onehit October 4, 2022

Patrick Bateman

A sigma male that hates Paul Allen

Patrick Bateman:There is an idea of a Patrick Bateman,But there is no real me,only an entity

by Homophobic127 May 6, 2022

The Patrick Bateman

Lining the floor with newspapers and covering the bed sheets with towels followed by having sex with a girl on her period

Dude last night I did the Patrick Bateman with this chick.

by Peter Pecker May 29, 2021

Patrick Bateman

God.

During tough times I pray to Patrick Bateman.

by anakinsaber July 8, 2022

Patrick Bateman

not a sigma male, but rather an npc

14 year old boy: "patrick bateman is such a sigma male"
patrick bateman: *kills homeless man*

by skibbidybompmmbadap March 10, 2023

The Patrick Bateman conundrum

everyone thinks you do something important but in reality you're just a high functioning sociopath while doing the bare minimum.

Friend 1: "I'm a Business Administrator, I'm very important to my company but all I do is I just sign some stuff and send it lower down the ranks once or twice a day. I get everything I want but it still doesn't feel enough for the power I hold"
Friend 2: AHHH! The Patrick Bateman Conundrum.

by n.zeck March 14, 2023