parahax

when a pokemon uses an attack that has a chance of paralyzing you, and paralyzes you every time he/she uses it.

I was battling an electrode who kept on using spark and was parahaxing me!

parahax by omg1337hax0r October 19, 2009

Patranine 

The cousin of your paternal cousin, to whom you are not related.

I just visited my cousin Jake in New Hampshire, his dad is my dad's brother. Jake's mom's sister's daughter was also there, she is Jake's cousin and my patranine. She was hot.

Patranine by SonsyEpicMap February 22, 2021

patrawrenced 

To be treated with a level of gentlemanly demeanor incomparable to any of Americans; to be sincerely loved without a need to receive love.

No matter how much she refused to love him, Thabrina was still patrawrenced by Raul.

patrawrenced by perryelplatypus February 25, 2015

Parah Salin 

The inverse of vice-presidential candidates name, Sarah Palin strangely enough becomes "para sailing".

"To get to Russia, Sarah Palin goes Parah Salin".

Parah Salin by phillip n July 8, 2009

Paraholic 

Meaning- A person who is addicted to the band Paramore.

I can't stop listening to Paramore, I've become a Paraholic! :

Paraholic by Musiclover94 April 27, 2010

Parah Salin 

V. - To parasail on the political engine in the carefree, thoughtfree, moralfree way that Sarah Palin did, until here untimely crash and death. To use renewable wind energy to puff oneself up with hot air and leave solid ground, in pursuit of unreachable sunsets and clouds, ignoring all rains and waves, and criticisms.

Not to be confused with Sarahfailing or Sarahfalin.

"Yo mahn, wehr u behn?"
"I wehnt to dah hehrtlahnd mahn, wehnt parah salin in da carrihbeeahn."
"I dohnt see ahnee bohdeelee ihnjuhrees thoh mahn..."
"Noh, I meen pohlihtihcahlee, I wahs ahrehstehd fo' sohlihsitin' prahsihtuhshun."

Parah Salin by G.M.H. November 5, 2009

parahater 

One who dislikes (hates) the band Paramore and continually makes derogatory comments about the band, even though Paramore rocks! They "hate" because they are insensitive about themselves and can't appreciate good music.

Parahater: Omg, I hate Paramore. Hayley Williams is so whiny.
Parawhore: She's not whiny! She can belt out major notes that you couldn't even hit with a bat.
Parahater: well... shut up.

parahater by Greg Phillips January 28, 2008