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You: Hey Patical
Them: Patical?
You: it means my favourite person alive
by _sliderdan November 7, 2023
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The Megumi Partical

The Megumi Partical is the theory in which a person (usually a male) believes becoming romantically obsessed with another person (usually a female) in an unhealthy manor will heighten his chances with her. In most cases, the female is unaware of the obsession the male has over her. The symptoms of the Megumi Partical usually include but are not limited to the following:
•Loss of sleep over thinking about her
• Writing poems and letters, then not giving them to her
•Stalking her on social media
•Learning everything you possibly can about her
•Etc.
In all recorded cases of The Megumi Partical, the male has been unsuccessful in his attempts to woo the female.
Guy 1: Dude, I can't stop thinking about *insert name here*

Guy 2: Tell her how you feel man.

Guy 1: Nah, I can't, I'll just stalk her on Facebook and write her poems and have pictures of her on my phone.

Guy 2: Dude, this is a serious case of The Megumi Partical. We need to get you help.
by DefinitelyNotAPedo October 15, 2014
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Patickles

To Pat and Tickle your pet when you meet after some absence or ask some one to do it for you.
Used while courting on the net with my lady friend to show affection to her cute little Shitz Tzu dog Brumme.
Give Bonzo lots of Patickles for me when you get home Charlie Brown.
by Victor B. George December 30, 2004
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Paticaus

The living god of knowledge and son of Hermes. Nothing but wisdom and truth comes from Paticaus' mouth. He never speaks incorrectly irregardless of what any man thinks. Beware of the wrath of Paticaus, in confrontation, all knowledge and wisdom will be withheld and ignorance will be cast upon you.
Paticaus - "All lines in a column shall be YELLOW!"

Weieracaus (son of Paticaus) - "I think I will make all lines in a column BLACK."

Paticaus - "Weiericaus you no longer have any knownledge and I cast my wrath of ignorance upon you! Back to Michigan I say, just die already!"
by Weieracaus son of Paticaus November 29, 2011
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fart partical

When you are so worthless that you are not even a fraction of a fart. Thus for, you are a fucking partical of a fucking fart that comes out of Dave's mother fucking ass. In all actuality though, you're not even worth the fucking air that surrounds a fucking fart partical.
Dave :"that mother fucker is mother fucking fart partical, waste of oxygen piece of shit, who needs to be knocked the fuck off of their high horse"
Dani: "let's fucking go."
by The Sabeys March 28, 2018
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poop particals

When you fart and someone breathes in the air you fart you are breathing in their poop parcitcals.
1.My poop particals taste like chocolate!
2.POOP PARTICALS!
by Trista and Zach January 17, 2004
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Paticallonormodalimarsin

(pat-eh-cal-oh-norma-doll-eh-mars-en)

This abnormally long word is not found in the dictionary.

It means that you do not know what to say about the previous comment, or you may have not been paying attention but you are willing to give an answer to a question.
It is mainly a filler. A simple statement of not knowing, but makes you sound smart.
Bob - "I looked up his IP address, then told him, no, its not 10.038.848.94. Then I was like, shoot me!"

Nina- "Hahaha. That is hilarioius! Isn't it Joe."

Joe- "Paticallonormodalimarsin"

(At this time Bob and Nina laugh, then leave the room to find a dictionary so that they will understand there highly intellectual friend.)
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