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The living god of knowledge and son of Hermes. Nothing but wisdom and truth comes from Paticaus' mouth. He never speaks incorrectly irregardless of what any man thinks. Beware of the wrath of Paticaus, in confrontation, all knowledge and wisdom will be withheld and ignorance will be cast upon you.
Paticaus - "All lines in a column shall be YELLOW!"

Weieracaus (son of Paticaus) - "I think I will make all lines in a column BLACK."

Paticaus - "Weiericaus you no longer have any knownledge and I cast my wrath of ignorance upon you! Back to Michigan I say, just die already!"
by Weieracaus son of Paticaus November 29, 2011
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