patchee

One who wears an eyepatch.

Come here right this second, sonny boy, or I'll make you a patchee!

by YonShield October 29, 2021

Patchie

The cursed word the MORDHAU community screams when the Triternion devs haven't appeased them in a week.

Devs: *don't do anything for a short amount of time*
Everyone: PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE GET THESE SHIELD FUCKS OUT MY MATCHIE SKINS SO SHIT NEED A NEW BATCHIE GAME SO BUGGY LAGGY AND CRASHY MORDHAU DEVS SOLD OUT FOR THE CASHIE PATCHIE PATCHIE WHERE'S MY PATCHIE DEVS SPENT MONEY ON PROSTITUTE SNATCHIE

by Slurp_ee November 10, 2019

patchest

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to

that guy got a patchest for sure

by hakase nyan May 21, 2013

Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys

Diesel Patches

by man bald August 20, 2020

Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude

I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches

by discofox May 28, 2020

Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.

"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"

by Dervint October 23, 2015

patches ito

Patches ito is the name of a dalmatian that is impossible not to simp for, the purrfect specimen amongst the students of an all dogs school know as hachigo high

Oh my dog I wanna be friends with that patches ito puppy hes so dreamy

by Just a purrfect apawcalypse fa April 2, 2021