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Patchel

A name one calls someone who's actual name escapes one's memory.
man 1: hey, who's that Patchel guy over there?
man 2: you mean the Patchel with the pulsating tumor on the side of his face?
man 1: no, no. The one with the hair...and the eyes, the two eyes.
man 2:OOOOOH! THAT Patchel. Yeah, his name's Lloyd

-Hey, Patchel! *everyone in the room turns* Yeah, you, with the striking resemblence to Sean Connorry...can I borrow a pencil?
-Ah, shertainly, m'boy, that'sh the ticket!
by The LAW's come back to town December 24, 2007
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Patchel

To completely consume or use quickly, anything someone gives you.
I let Marty take a pull from my bottle and he patcheled it.
by Got out alive May 12, 2023
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Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob
Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”
by not johnson February 19, 2020
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patchest

it's a definition for a person (male often) with a flat chest.

if you say patchest to a person they first will be confused, shortly after that they will rage for a short while.
the term patchest is mostly use to confuse / troll the person you direct it to
that guy got a patchest for sure
by hakase nyan May 21, 2013
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Diesel Patches

commentary youtuber that likes pregnant dwarf porn and little boys
by man bald August 20, 2020
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Diesel Patches

Commentary youtuber, profile pic of Percy from Thomas the Tank Engine. Pretty cool dude
I hate this goddamn box

Diesel Patches
by discofox May 28, 2020
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Patched

Scottish Slang.
Definition- You just got ignored by someone.
"Haha You just got heavy patched"
"I Keep getting patched the full day by everyone"
by Dervint October 23, 2015
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