Patchel

A name one calls someone who's actual name escapes one's memory.

man 1: hey, who's that Patchel guy over there?
man 2: you mean the Patchel with the pulsating tumor on the side of his face?
man 1: no, no. The one with the hair...and the eyes, the two eyes.
man 2:OOOOOH! THAT Patchel. Yeah, his name's Lloyd

-Hey, Patchel! *everyone in the room turns* Yeah, you, with the striking resemblence to Sean Connorry...can I borrow a pencil?
-Ah, shertainly, m'boy, that'sh the ticket!

by The LAW's come back to town December 24, 2007

Patchell

Greek; a word meaning champion.

You are Patchell congradulations!

by EPoe December 28, 2010

Jake Patchel

A miserable, fat piece of shit that never gets anything done, a slob

Guy 1: “Do you see Jake Patchel over there?”
Guy 2: “Yeah i hate him he’s such a slob”

by not johnson February 19, 2020

Patchel

To completely consume or use quickly, anything someone gives you.

I let Marty take a pull from my bottle and he patcheled it.

by Got out alive May 12, 2023