pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

pastry fucker

When u do a donut and pretend it is some asian chick in 8th grade.

Paul Espinosa.

Omg wth did u have to do that?!?!? Ur such a Paul Espinosa...I mean..pastry fucker

by I_LOVE_SAGGY_BOOBS December 26, 2004