pastey gangster

A drunk night at a party, followed by Jack in the Box or Taco Bell, which causes a pastey crust to form around your butthole which you can't wipe off unless you have baby wipes.

I ate so much crap that I have a pastey gangster.

pastey gangster by BT Cruiser November 20, 2007

Pastel Gangster

Pastel Gangster- Pastel Gangster is someone who is very sweet and innocent, until you mess with them or someone they love.

They know how to be polite and reserved at the right moments, but also has a mouth full of quick, sharp, and sassy comebacks.

Pastel because their outward appearance is usually either; bright, reserved, and flowing.

Gangster because you wouldn't expect what comes out when you hit a nerve. Fist raised, bold stance, and oozing confidence.

Person 1: "Wow, do you know about Lana Del Rey?"

Person 2: "Yes! She's so Pastel Gangster."

Person 1: "?"

Pastel Gangster by pastel_gangster July 27, 2014