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Party Panties 

(par • tee pan • teez)

n (plural) Those undergarments which one adorns their privates with when embarking on an outing which includes any of the following activities: heavy drinking and possible subsequent cigarette smoking, pole dancing, haggling and harassing of strangers, cocktail tricks (such as tying cherry stems in knots with one's tongue), apartment/hotel wall scaling for the purpose of breaking into room through window after loss of keys, canoodling with strangers (the stranger the better), disruption of the peace, shameless flirtation with the opposite sex (or any sex for that matter), bartender bribery and general mayhem. In severe cases, stripping and/or other varieties of nudity can be involved.
Put on your party panties! I’m comin’ to town!
Party Panties by Sar and Squeaks September 28, 2006
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Party Panties 

Panties with a hole in the crotch, usually worn by chicks who demand efficiency or are just too damn drunk to figure out how to take off their undergarments.
Jack: Oh no, I am completely intoxicated and the loss of my fine motor coordination has rendered me unable to take off your panties.
Jill: Don't worry, I have party panties on.
Jack: You're such a whore.
Party Panties by Japmasta Funk August 20, 2009

party 'til my panties drop 

party for consecutive nights until you cant party no more or party until get so drunk and pass out.
GIRL1: WAT YOU GONNA DO FOR SUPER BOWL WEEKEND???
GIRL2: SHIDD IMMA PARTY 'TIL MY PANTIES DROP !!!

party patties 

Pats of butter used for erotic massage. First coined at a "Food Porn" themed orgy in 2015.
These bodacious swingers offered to cover me in party patties and jam. I was toast.
party patties by OldHandle May 7, 2015