parny

A glass of water

Ey chavvy I was on the Parney all night last night I feel mint.

Dordy I forgot to order him a parny

by yeschavvy August 18, 2016

parnie

a modern identification tag for a grandfather.

Tell me a story, parnie.

by elcee February 10, 2007

parnis

A small flaccid penis

It's hard for me to urinate with this parnis

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

Parni

A person who tends to obsess over lard and orangutans.

He's a real Parni

by Babís May 15, 2021

parnis

the hole at the tip of a penis in which urine flows through.

guy 1: dude, my fuckin parnis is sore.
guy 2: wtf is a parnis?
guy 1: your fuckin penis hole, dude.
guy 2: your retarded.

by tayluhhh December 28, 2005

Parnied

To be extremely drunk, usually involves passing out, fighting, throwing up, or wetting yourself. Can only be achieved by the hardest of all drinkers.

Person 1: Did you have fun at the pub last night?

Person 2: Yeah i was absolutely parnied!

by lemonsqueezer October 20, 2008

parnie

a backhanded slap. usually to the face.

oi bitch im gonna parnie ya!

by Seb Frey December 4, 2004