Parlez-Vous
Parlez-Vous by Alexi November 11, 2003
Words you can keep
Parlez-vous
Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.
Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!
Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!
Parlez-vous by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021
Related Words
Parlez-Vous • Parlez Vous Buttsex • parlez vous parskwar • parlez! • parler • parvez • Parle • parley • parez • parwez
parlez-vous
An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.
Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"
Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."
Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."
Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
parlez-vous by Raewyn June 19, 2004
Parlez Vous Buttsex
1.) A direct and effective way of propositioning a potential sexual partner for intercourse of an anal nature. This method never fails.
2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.
2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.
Parlez Vous Buttsex by Dendralis-Sama May 26, 2008
parlez vous parskwar
short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.
parlez vous parskwar by jared March 22, 2003
More from Urban Dictionary
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026