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Parlez-vous 

When you’re hitting it from the back and you pee a little
Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.

Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!
Parlez-vous by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021
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parlez-vous 

An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.
Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"

Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."

Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
parlez-vous by Raewyn June 19, 2004

Parlez Vous Buttsex 

1.) A direct and effective way of propositioning a potential sexual partner for intercourse of an anal nature. This method never fails.

2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.
Man: "Hey, baby. Parlez Vous Buttsex?"
Woman: "Chaaa! Only like... all the time!"

parlez vous parskwar 

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.
"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"
parlez vous parskwar by jared March 22, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022