Parlez-Vous 

It means "Do you speak" in the French language.

Person 1: Parlez vous Francais?
Person 2: Oui. (oui means yes)

Parlez-Vous by Alexi November 11, 2003

Parlez-vous 

When you’re hitting it from the back and you pee a little

Robin: I had such a time last night with Candace, I got so excited that I peed a bit on her poop deck! Good thing she couldn’t see anything, I’d be so embarrassed.

Adam: Why, it’s only a parlez-vous!

Parlez-vous by Sturdyfellow January 8, 2021

parlez-vous 

An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.

Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"

Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."

Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"

parlez-vous by Raewyn June 19, 2004

Parlez Vous Buttsex 

1.) A direct and effective way of propositioning a potential sexual partner for intercourse of an anal nature. This method never fails.

2.) An indirect manner in which to determine whether or not a male is of the homosexual preference.

Man: "Hey, baby. Parlez Vous Buttsex?"
Woman: "Chaaa! Only like... all the time!"

Parlez Vous Buttsex by Dendralis-Sama May 26, 2008

parlez vous parskwar 

short for "oh i understand". mainly used after a person were to say something and you....well..understood......or something like that.

"all you have to do is go to the girl and say 'hi i think your hot'"

"ahh parlez vous parskwar"

parlez vous parskwar by jared March 22, 2003