Definitions by Raewyn
parlez-vous
An inverted French phrase which means 'Do you speak'. Usually followed by 'Anglais' & used by anglophone Canadians & Americans who are too ignorant to even attempt to learn the French language before coming to a place that mostly French-speaking. If you say 'Non', they try to speak English to you anyway, as if the more slowly & loudly they speak it, the better you will comprehend it.
Stupid woman: "Parlez-Vous Anglais?"
Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."
Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
Me, not wanting to deal with her: "Non, madame."
Stupid woman: "Are you sure?"
parlez-vous by Raewyn June 19, 2004
ozzy
Greatest singer in the history of metal. Former lead vocalist of Black Sabbath, but also one hell of a great solo artist. Indestructable- You cannot kill this man. See immortal. Recently, he aquirred a new following of stupid pre-teen fans who couldn't name an Ozzy Osbourne song to save a life. This army of shit-eating children was brought on by the commencement of his television show, The Osbournes which is really more about his bitchy children than himself. Also see God.