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parking troll

A person who, in densely populated areas where demand for parking is high, intentionally approaches an automobile or motorcycle as if they are about to leave, then either stalls by checking their phone, or after a brief stay in the car, closes the door and walks away. A parking troll typically does this in order to annoy the parking campers.
Hey, did you see that parking troll approach the car to annoy the parking campers?
by deutschland_liebt_hasselhoff November 17, 2014
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Central Park troll

A person who is unironically happy and upbeat almost anytime with a lot of optimism and hope. This type may also believe in following dreams. Sometimes used pejoratively by either realists or pessimists. (Named after Don bluth's film A Troll in Central Park, and specifically the title troll Stanley)
Normally: oh, my buddy is quite the central park troll. He can add a beam of sunshine over any bad day
Pejorative: that whippersnapper's a central park troll!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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Central Park troll

Surprisingly not a troll, instead it's a person with an extremely cutesy and sachrine personality with a big sense of hope and optimistic glee, often to the point of making either realists or pessimists avoid that person (named after the title troll, Stanley, from a troll in central park)
Old man: Oh god! That little whippersnapper's a central park troll!
Younger lady: oh, don't be such a drama king!
by Busybubsyboo August 19, 2025
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