parka poker

Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.

Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron!

by guywargamer June 5, 2005

car park poke

Car park poke is to park your vehicle in a car park of your choice, then to carry out sexual activities in your vehicle with your lover.

Andy: I'm bored of all this driving

Amii: Stop at this parking area ahead then..

Andy: Sweet! Fancy a quick "car park poke" then?

Amii: Hell yea!

by 2_b_phair March 4, 2014