Definitions by guywargamer

parka poker 

Walking around a cold house with a hard-on early in the morning.

Dude...you have parka poker going on again. Put on some pants! Moron!

parka poker by guywargamer June 5, 2005

ninjahoppin' 

According to the legend on Andy. Ninjahoppin is the act of spying on people in your neighborhood at night while wearing black clothes. To catch them masturbating of having sex.

Andy and Scott went ninjahoppin' late at night to spy on some fools.

ninjahoppin' by guywargamer June 5, 2005

gangplanked 

To be beaten up severely about the face and neck by angry dockworkers or warehouse men. Et. Al. to be raped and then beaten by dock/warehouse workers.

Harvey got gangplanked by the hooligans in the warehouse when he dropped a box.

gangplanked by guywargamer May 29, 2005

gangplanked 

To be beaten about the face and neck from dock workers.Or to be raped by dock workers and beaten after.

Harvey went to the hospital after being gangplanked by the angry mob in the warehouse.

gangplanked by guywargamer May 25, 2005