pargo

An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting pleated khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small pot belly. Thoroughly unhip.

"Man, I am through working the lunch shift at Abblebee's. I get no tips from those demanding, fucking cheap pargos! Did you see how much ketchup that triflin', pargo-ass motherfucker put on his burger?"

by Todd Harris April 26, 2008

Pargo

An unqualified person in a group who makes the decision to take on too much responsibility and thus causes the entire group to fail.

"Why the hell did he think HE should take the final shot? Of course he missed it- what a Pargo!"

"Yeah, he really Pargo'd that one."

by Randy Abdul December 1, 2009

Pagophagic

Obsessed or nuts about eating cold stuff especially Ice!
It usually falls under a medical or psychological disorder of having cold or chilled drinks as well as Ice.
We have "Pagophagia" which defines the crazy disorder But, which word defines the person who's ever jonesing for Ice?
Here we go!
PAGOPHAGIC!

my bro is a pagophagic!...he gobbles all the ice up!

by Mugwump11 August 6, 2020

paragod

(1) a prima donna paramedic with a "god complex" who thinks he/she is smart despite being an incompetent fool

(2) any paramedic who is more concerned with his ego than his patients, regardless of skill level or talent

(3) an otherwise competent paramedic who is an egomaniac

Paramedic Supervisor: "Bystanders complained that you sped onto the sidewalk with sirens blaring and nearly hit them..."

Paragod: "Uh..Hello!? Can we say EMERGENCY! The stupid bystanders didn't move fast enough!"

Paramedic Supervisor: "...but then you SLOWLY got out of the unit, fixed your hair and adjusted your shades, according to the complaint."

Paragod: "Hey, just calm down, okay? I run for no one. It's all BS until proven otherwise."

Paramedic Supervisor: "Why did you intubate this guy? He was just taking a nap on a park bench."

Paragod: "Look, I'm aggressive and I'm good. I go for the tube, and that's why my intubation skills are second to none."

Paramedic Supervisor: "You are an egotistical moron and a menace."

by AlexFox February 16, 2008

Manny Pardo

Everybody's favorite Thick Skinned ace detective! Detective Pardo is on the search for the most cunning of all the criminals the Miami Mutilator using only his rugged good looks and his thick skin. He also kills a few degenerates along the way.

Manny Pardo was born with THICK SKIN!
Remember that time the ace detective killed Tony and his concerning thin skin?

by MosbeyBarney June 6, 2019

paragon til death

To be the best of the best until death. If one is paragon, then they are the master of what they do, and nobody is going to pass them up, because everybody is a bitch compared to them. Therefore, paragon 'til death means to be a fucking G until you die. Popularized by Dragon Ball Z Abridged.

Goku: Hey look Vegeta, I'm you! Paragon til death!

Vegeta: You ruined it. You ruined it and I'm leaving.

by bossmanbrent October 1, 2015

Pargeting

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.

“Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”

by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019