Parental Controls 

A pointless system implemented by parents restricting certain websites and any basic control to your own laptop. Also allows the"administrator" (your obsessive parents) to see every file on your computer unless you block permission.

Parental controls do not really understand what they're supposed to show and will block harmless images but allow you to google image search 'Naked' with no problems.

"You keep downloading viruses, I'm gonna put Parental Controls on your computer so you can't do anything mwahahahaha" - Your evil dad

Parental Controls by NymphoQueen August 4, 2008

parental controls 

A very useless piece of shit that overprotective and over-controlling parents put on your computer because they're scared that you may put viruses on it, causing you to loose, in their own words, "very valuable information" that they don't want you to fuck up. You can't see hardly any innocent sites, like this one, or, for all you boys out there reading this, porn. Parental controls also have time limits that say when you can be on the computer to when you can't. But, if you're using Google Chrome, you can easily bypass the fact that you can't download anything. But, unfortunately, you can't go to the blocked websites or not have shitty ass time limits. :(

"If You Stop Going To Sites You're Not Supposed To Go To, MAYBE We Might Take Parental Controls Off. But It Also Depends If you're Being Minding And If You're Doing What You're Supposed To Do And Not Be On Shit You're Not Supposed To Be On." ----Your Evil Mom And Dad

Parental Contols Is Tourtcherous Hell.

parental controls by TheOneAndOnlyPrincess December 18, 2012

parental alienation 

When one parent brainwashes a child to make them hate their other parent

He was a good dad but doesn't see his kids any more cause his EX gave his kids parental alienation

parental alienation by Bruce the erased Dad andGrandp May 25, 2016

parental controls 

a form of torture by parents.

parental controls fucked me because I couldn't play for to long.

parental controls by KRAKEN BLADE MANTIS SNIPEZ April 23, 2015

Panteralyzed 

temporary paralysis caused by vicious headbanging to Pantera songs.

Nathan was Panteralyzed after headbanging maniacally to a live version of 'Domination.'

Panteralyzed by TwatCop May 14, 2007

parental hypocrisy

When parents treat you like a toddler who is incapable of picking out their logical inconsistencies and so instead of coming off as wise caring parents they just look like hypocritical buffoons that actually have very little regard for you.

Teenager 1: "My parents didn't wake me up on time because they slept in then blamed me for sleeping in."
Teenager 2: "Classic case of parental hypocrisy."

parental hypocrisy by The Deab April 19, 2017

Parental Controls 

Stuff parents, schools, and retards put on computers to block most bad websites. Sometimes it just blocks out porn and drug websites, but other times it blocks EVERY FUCKING WEBSITE such as Youtube, Agar.io, and any fun social media site.

Only retards use parental controls.

I want to bust a huge nut but my school has extremely strict parental controls

Parental Controls by TheExtremeEvoker August 14, 2018