pardickulates

Small particles in the air (usually from males named Brad, Mitch, or Christian) that contain essence of dick. Side effects of inhilation may include but are not limited to;
Becoming a gay
Slobbing knob
69ing the homies
An uncultured attraction to not being swole
Mild headaches

"I developed a cough yesterday."
"OH, hopefully you didn't inhale any pardickulates. Do you taste penis?"
"... maybe."