panty muncher 

One that derives pleasure from munching on a pair of panties that range from slightly soiled to deliciously vile. The panty muncher usually delights in sniffing the lucky victim's panties first, where "munching" can often be an arousing and sadly overlooked afterthought. When the panty sniffer discovers this tasty treat he or she cant help but bludgeon the beefsteak or audition the finger puppets, using the lovingly handled panties as an ooze receptacle.

Devin: Hey baby, have you seen my panties?
Jason: (quietly munching panties in bathroom) Ummm...no.
Devin: Are you being a panty muncher again? Here let me give you a fresh pair!
Jason: Thanks baby! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!

panty muncher by Mr. Goodnight Beaverhausen December 23, 2009

Pasty Muncher 

Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby

Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.

Pasty Muncher by Jally Peeno March 14, 2007

Pants Muncher 

One who munches on pants or underpants

Adam: Hey give me my pants back
Diane: NO! They taste so good!
Adam: You Pants Muncher

Pants Muncher by Superfly white guy 214 March 3, 2011