panty muncher

One that derives pleasure from munching on a pair of panties that range from slightly soiled to deliciously vile. The panty muncher usually delights in sniffing the lucky victim's panties first, where "munching" can often be an arousing and sadly overlooked afterthought. When the panty sniffer discovers this tasty treat he or she cant help but bludgeon the beefsteak or audition the finger puppets, using the lovingly handled panties as an ooze receptacle.

Devin: Hey baby, have you seen my panties?
Jason: (quietly munching panties in bathroom) Ummm...no.
Devin: Are you being a panty muncher again? Here let me give you a fresh pair!
Jason: Thanks baby! Isn't life swell?
Devin: Yes! Yes it is!

panty muncher by Mr. Goodnight Beaverhausen December 23, 2009

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Pasty Muncher

Describes large fat inhabitents of South West England. More general than Devon Dumpling or Big Fat Cornish Blobby

Fat people waddling along the pavement and completely blocking it when trying to get past then getting berated by said Pasty Muncher. Treat them as a mini roundabout.

Pasty Muncher by Jally Peeno March 14, 2007

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panty muncher • Pants Muncher • Pasty Muncher • panty • Panty Dropper • Panty Waste • Panty Raid • panty pudding • panty sniffer • panty waist

Pants Muncher

One who munches on pants or underpants

Adam: Hey give me my pants back
Diane: NO! They taste so good!
Adam: You Pants Muncher

Pants Muncher by Superfly white guy 214 March 3, 2011

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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