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Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.
I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!
Patty cake by IMAGINATORS February 1, 2017

patty cake with no hands 

Patty cake with no hands refers to the act of shaking ones ass in such a way that the cheeks slap against each other creating a smacking sound.
"Patty cake, patty cake with no hands. Got me in this club making wedding plans."

"That was really stupid and lacking in taste Jason."

patty cake creampie

The act of ejaculating on a partner's body, then wiping it up with your hand and slapping them in the face.
Yo this bitch wouldn't let me give her a facial, so i gave her a patty cake creampie instead.
patty cake creampie by P---H January 14, 2009

Patty-Cake Love

when two people both have an attraction for each other but both are too prideful to admit love for one other; both as well are playing games to try to lead the other one on
Jim and Sarah, have patty-cake love, they just sit there and try to lead each other on.
Patty-Cake Love by thankyou4askin October 29, 2011

patty cake

A hand game played as kids. A pelvic game played as adults.
"Patty cake, Patty cake baking a kid." Although if serious skin slapping is taking place no one is singing a tune.

Patty Cake

1. An ultimate test of pure determination and skill, where one brave athletic legend along with another brave athletic legend clap their hands together with a thunderous noise that echoes in the heavens. Patty Cake was made purely to seek out the true god. When the game begins, all hell breaks loose, and the two fearless competitors slam the palm of their hands together, creating a ear pounding sonic boom that will ultimately destroy the Universe and all who inhabit it!

2. A simple game where two children clap there hands together and at the same time say Patty Cake.
"OH MY GOD!!! TWO PEOPLE ARE BATTLING EACHOTHER IN AN EPIC WAR OF PATTY CAKE! ALERT THE MEDIA!!!"

"Awww, look at our children having fun playing patty cake, aren't they just adorable?"
Patty Cake by BoredDude2 April 24, 2010
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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