Definitions by Kevin20012001
swiit
swiit by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007
birthday drunk
"Dude, last night you slapped my mom's ass, tried making out with timmy's girlfriend, took a piss on that plant over in the corner, and almost lit Melanie on fire."
"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
"Yo, man. I was fucking birthday drunk. You can't blame me for that shit."
birthday drunk by Kevin20012001 January 15, 2007
word to everything
Essentially meaning the same thing as "word to your mother." It suggests that the individual is telling the complete truth. Mostly used when "word to your mother" just wont cut it.
Setting: Spades Game
"I got like 8 books"
"You're crazy"
"Word to everything I ain't crazy, and word to everything I got 8 books."
"I got like 8 books"
"You're crazy"
"Word to everything I ain't crazy, and word to everything I got 8 books."
word to everything by Kevin20012001 October 23, 2006
wet bandit
A female who secretes large amounts of fluid from the vagina during sexual arrousal, and repeatedly leaves this fluid behind on car seats, couches, bar stools, etc.
"Hey, Tim. I hear you hooked up with Amy last night."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
"Na bro. All I got to do was fingerblast her in the front seat of my car. She had to go to church in the morning. But man does she get wet. When she got up, the seat was soaked."
"Yeah, man. She's a real wet bandit."
wet bandit by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
panty bandit
"Hey Allison. Did you ever find your underwear?"
"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."
"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
"No. I think Tim's a panty bandit."
"You should really call the Panty Bandit Denaturalization Commitee. They really are world class in bringing lost panties back to their rightful owners."
panty bandit by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006
panty cake
"Man, Sheila. This yeast infection is so horrible. I've got so many panty cakes in my underwear I should open up a bakery."
"That sucks."
"That sucks."
panty cake by Kevin20012001 June 1, 2006