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pants head by Dr Bunnygirl May 20, 2021
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pants on head retarded
A state of retardedness where the subject is under such delusions that an action like wearing their pants on their own head seems like a rational thing to do.
Medical Chief: What can you tell me about the patient?
Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?
Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?
Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
Psychologist#1: When brought in he was in a hysterical state. At the time there was no way of contacting him. We've had some limited interaction with him once he calmed down.
Medical Chief: Could you elaborate?
Psychologist#1: Well, so far, he has insisted on eating soup with a fork, wasn't able to grasp that an on/off button only has two modes and shows equal amount of amusement from contemporary music as well as advertising jingles.
Psychologist#2: The subject seems unaware of his surroundings, shows poor to none skills in human communications and lack concept of the basic laws of physics.
Medical Chief: So pretty much pants on head retarded?
Psychologist#1: That would be the medical term, yes.
pants on head retarded by IamKenny April 14, 2010
Head Pants Now
Head Pants Now by Melkor99 March 30, 2009
pants on head retarded
Some one so stupid you can just see them waring thier pants on thier head and making loud unintelligable noises and drooling.
Tard: * removes pants *
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.
Me: WTF
Tard *places on head*
Me: God fucking damnit not another...
Tard: flarf narf *drool* can i has hug? *SHITS SELF*
Person2: fucking text book pants on head retarded situation.
pants on head retarded by TheStorey December 27, 2007
pants on head
An act performed primarily in australia, which consits of removing your pants putting them on your head and running around usually at night. Often performed as an act of celebration or simply for enjoyment
occasionally accompanied by an discinplinary measure if discovered by a enforcer of authority.
occasionally accompanied by an discinplinary measure if discovered by a enforcer of authority.
pants on head by aussie mate 3214 May 28, 2009
International Pants On Your Head day
March 25 is International Pants On Your Head day. You must wear a pair of pants/ underwear on your head everywhere you go for as long as possible.
*wear pants on head*
person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!
person: why do you have pants on your head?
you: it’s International Pants On Your Head day!
International Pants On Your Head day by nadzocto March 24, 2021
pant for the head
The ability to ease the stools egress from the bum locker by relaxation techniques employed during birth. sit, relax, inhale and as you exhale let the turtles head protrude.Carry on breathing deeply and exhale for evacuation.
pant for the head by fruitbatnotts February 12, 2009
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