pants apples

Balls/nuts. Balls are round like apples, and they're in the pants (usually), hence pants apples.

Joe has some huge pants apples!
Twilight sucked pants apples.
You called Ms. Stevens a bitch? You've got some pants apples.

by 2 camels in a tiny car January 5, 2011

Apple Pants

Apple Pants; When a female is on her period and the flow is heavy enough to soak through the front of her pants, skirt or underwear and look a bit like a red, shiny apple.

I saw Brittany today, she didn't know it but she had apple pants.

by Deeks February 23, 2008