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Pandorica 

The giant box in the episode "The Pandorica Opens" on the British Television show Doctor Who.
It is said to be just a fairytale, but a secret alliance between all of the Doctor's enemies plan to trap him in the box to save the universe.
River Song: I'll see you again. When the Pandorica opens.

Doctor: Oh please. The Pandorica is just a fairytale.
Pandorica by Bekkaranoo July 21, 2010
Words you can keep

pandorica 

A prison, a weapon and a fairytale. Oh, but it's more than a fairytale. No, no... it's real. A giant box that has been searched by every race since the start of time. And it ended with a girl in a museum.
Listen, you lot, you're all whizzing about. It's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because I AM TALKING! The question of the hour is, who's got the Pandorica? Answer, I do. Next question. Who's coming to take it from me? Come on! Look at me. No plan, no back up, no weapons worth a damn. Oh, and something else. I don't have anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceship, with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way. Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, AND THEN, do the smart thing: Let somebody else try first.

Pandicament 

Pan·dic·a·ment
/ˈpanˈdikəmənt/

noun
1.
a difficult, unpleasant, or embarrassing pandemic such as Covid-19
2.
world changing catastrophy followed by bumbling and counterproductive government response.
" Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
1. "How will we ever get out of this pandicament?"
2." Trump got us fucked up on unemployment with this motherfucking pandicament!"
Pandicament by Dr.Mantis May 12, 2020

Pandora Hearts 

An anime/manga series written by Jun Mochizuki and published by Square Enix. It can be considered fantasy and mystery.

It has a very original and unique plot, yet a bit complex to explain as well. Essentially, it is about a supposed 'fictional' dimension called the "Abyss" where criminals are sent to endure punishment for unspeakable crimes. It was a story told to kids to keep them from misbehaving, yet this fifteen year old boy gets sent there for an unexplained reason. He escapes with some help and ends up ten years in the future. Once in the future he is recruited by an organization called Pandora to help them to discover what the Abyss actually is.

The anime is twenty-five episodes (completed) and deviates from the Manga. The manga is still ongoing.

This series features heavy references to Alice in Wonderland by Lewis Caroll, and Through the Looking Glass.
Mysterious person 1: Did you read the latest chapter of Pandora Hearts?
MP2: No...I had homework, was it good?
MP1: It's always good, go read it!! The plot is thickening!
Pandora Hearts by AdorablyCuteDevil December 27, 2010

pandication 

incredible addiction and dedication to panda express, especially their all too tasty orange chicken
Brad has so much pandication that he always has to finish his double order of orange chicken, even if he knows that he'll throw up afterwards.
pandication by BLAGexpress March 13, 2009

Pandora Hearts 

A story written for masochists only. Consists of monthly mind rapes, constant crying and shaking either in pain, fear or anger.

Some legends say that it was a happy and lighthearted tale at first, but, unfortunately, the fans have been consumed by the horrible truth that came out to surface not long ago and was painfully shown into their faces all the time.

The writer of this mind-fuck, Mochizuki Jun (often called 'Mochijun' by the fandom), enjoys the pains that the fans clearly show and absorbs the screams of 'Why Mochijun why' that reach her, only making the said person even more evil by contrast.

Note: not recommended for mentally unstable or those who do not wish to become such.
Person 1: OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN MY MIND IS NOT READY WHY MOCHIJUN WHY YOU DAMNED TROLL WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO US!?!??!
Person 2: What's up with him/her?
Person 3: Oh, it looks like the new Pandora Hearts chapter came out.
Pandora Hearts by consoling-thistle November 8, 2012

pandora's box 

According to Greek legend, the first woman, Pandora, was actually sent as a curse to Zues' men (See, you knew it was true, guys) and was given a present upon her marriage. The present was a box that she was told never to open. Needless to say her curiosity got the better of her (like eating forbidden fruit) and she unleashed eight demons unto the world. The first seven being the seven deadly sins, and the last, which she managed to capture, was hope.


Today, much like christianity's idea of biting forbidden fruit, opening pandora's box refers to getting into a situation over which one has very little control over.
The assassinating on Austrian Archduke ferdinand in 1914 opened pandora's box for Europe.
pandora's box by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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