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Jamaican Pancake Maker

The act of releasing one's bowels upon the chest of an asian then continuing to sit on top of said feces thus creating the desired pancake shape.
Mike: Will, did you really pull a Jamaican Pancake Maker on Katie last weekend?

Will: Hell yea, they were blueberry pancakes.
Jamaican Pancake Maker by ch1nk123 December 1, 2013

I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.

Another way to tell someone you love them without them knowing what you mean.
Person 1: I’ll pancake you with a waffle maker.
Person 2: What?