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palhares 

When your girlfriend doesn't let go of your penis after you've ejaculated after a handjob.

Named in honor of mixed martial artist Rousimar Palhares, known for not immediately releasing a submission hold when after his opponent had tapped out.
Dude, that girl totally Palharesed me last night! I came but she didn't let go!
palhares by BigScreech October 13, 2013
Related Words
1. a person who is both a pal and an asshole
2. the future version of the word frenemy in the year 3000, as defined by Conan O'Brien
"Chaz seems like a good friend, but he can be a selfish douchebag where his benefit is concerned. He's a real palhole."
palhole by lemminginstinct September 14, 2009
A synonym for "Frenemy". Palhole will replace Frenemy in the year 3,000 as Conan has predicted. Palhole is a combination of Pal and Asshole. These type of people are friends and assholes at the same time. Get rid of these people.
My palhole is knocking on the door again. *sigh*
Palhole by Lightboxes September 13, 2009

Ezekeil palhoe 

Ezekeil palhoe is a fat bitch and a mistake

palhechishly

I palhechishly the woman of my life...
palhechishly by CFswimmer December 22, 2004
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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