A Sleepy Bois base fanfic made by blujamas found on Archive Our Own that’ll break your tiny tiny heart. A story about a King, a Prince, and a soldier. A story about immortality and the effects of being a god. It’s worth the read even if you don’t know much of the context. Also influenced by the song Passerine by The Oh Hello’s. This story just might make you love it forever.

“I’m not done yet!” Tommy said, and produced one more flower—a single yellow rose. “This one’s my favorite,” he added as he gently tucked the flower behind Technoblade’s ear, the one that had the emerald earring that Wilbur had found so familiar, “because it means friendship.”

Woah that’s a quote from Passerine!

Passerine by Pocohauntus May 1, 2021

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Single By-pass

(action) an act of sabotage whereby an unsuspecting victim makes the "heart symbol" using both hands, and the saboteur pokes his dick through the heart symbol. This is a much better way of photo bombing someone because it is so much more disrespectful and demeaning!

Happy Valentine's day! Single By-pass!!!

Single By-pass by Scoopalone February 13, 2015

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PAKISTAN PILOT

An very kool job for all the cool kids who want to destroy India and be strong army

Random Kid: When i grow up, i will be strong army and destroy India. I WILL BE PAKISTAN PILOT
Evil dictator: WOW GRAPE

PAKISTAN PILOT by YeezusChrist101 September 11, 2020

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