paint eater 

This is a term used to describe someone so dumb that they might as well eat chipped paint from walls.

Can also refer to someone who is dumb enough to huff paint leading to the destruction of thier brain cells which makes them even dumber.

“Hey, what is your little cousing eating. Did you give him crackers”

“Nah. The little shit is a paint eater.”

“That explains alot”

paint eater by Dedalus Diggle May 18, 2018

Holy Paint Chip Eater 

A Good Lil Christian that is revealed to be a vile monster and makes up claims about sic'ing gumshoes on investigative journalists because they were revealed to be a public figure on Linkedin. Their form of Christianity stems from the Blab-it-n-Grab-it theology. See McChurch or drinkthekoolaid (the butt of that second crack would pull the damned race card over that crack. )

Sherri Parker on twitter befriended the plagiarist enabler The Egoless Writer's composer as I revealed in truth they're both a Holy Paint Chip Eater. A Holy Paint Chip Eater is one that shits on scientific ideas and philosophical thought, they'd might have only one book in the house or on their pinterest "Their Books Worth Reading" is empty and have repeated memes of Kermit drinking Lipton Tea as she claims I am a "wus" when the goblin failed to realize I busted Rachel Dolezal finding her linkedin account.

Holy Paint Chip Eater by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018

pain-eater 

Willingly experiencing someone else's pain so they don't have to.

A pain-eater absorbs the pain or suffering of another person to such a degree that the individual within whom the pain originated is relieved of experiencing it themselves.

pain-eater by NKI May 16, 2014

Pant Eater 

When a womans pussy is hungry... It eats her pants

Man did you see that girl. her pussy must be hungry its a pant eater

Pant Eater by donkey puncher 72 April 14, 2009