pageants

A Pageants is a humble caring gay person. One day I met Pageants and he was really cool! Then I joined a voice call with him and damn did I know he was going to be my gay best friend. I do have some concerns not about his sexuality but about his work hours! He works on the weekends and does not give any time to his gay bffs over on minecraft like LordHeroMc and Dresscodes. I really do miss Pageants he was so gay, and funny, but most importantly gay! Pageants is the one person that just makes you want to be gay for gays because he is just a great outstanding person, he changed my whole outlook on life. To sum it up a Pageants is gay and thats on PRRIODT.

Damn Pageants is really gay

by MinecraftGod1234 March 9, 2020

child beauty pageants

Child Porn

Charles0304: Child Beauty Pageants Are Just Child Porn

by Charles0304 February 9, 2021

child beauty pageants

The only thing that will make your underage daughter a hooker. The sick fucks who hold these shows are pedos put 1000000000000 layers of makeup on your child and makes them wear slutty outfits, then they go on dance and twerk while big fat pedophiles watch. Wow America, can you get any worse?

Mom 1: Weres your 12 year old daughter?
Mom 2: Having sex with creepy old dudes.
Mom 1: Why?
Mom 2: I take her to child beauty pageants.

by RoseCandyFloss December 29, 2014

Big 6 Pageants

Big 6 Pageants refers to six Most Prestigious and Popular Beauty Pageants in the World. They are Miss UNIVERSE, Miss WORLD, Miss GRAND international, Miss INTERNATIONAL, Miss SUPRANATIONAL, and Miss EARTH.

Miss UNIVERSE and Miss WORLD were founded in 1950's.

Miss SUPRANATIONAL and Miss GRAND is so entertaining.

The other Big 6 Pageants are Miss INTERNATIONAL and Miss Earth

by Nicholas Saputra July 29, 2022

pageant ready look

This term describes young women who are dressed, made up and carry themselves as if competing in a beauty pageant.

Shelia was a bit too formal for the weekend, too much the pageant ready look to fit the party.

by I, Wreckerrr August 19, 2020

The American Pageant

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.

Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*

by Lokizzo September 22, 2005

Pageant Mom

Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.

That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.

by Justice S. Erved February 7, 2010