Jenny the Oompa Loompa had scheduled an appointment to get her Paloompus examined after sleeping with Gary, fearful that she may have contracted an std.
Alternative name for the pingush!, generally used as a euphemism between or around religious or just old fashioned folks to prevent them from getting outraged.
"Get over here, Maggie, Oy wants ta stuff me padoodinum inta yer fanungulator!"