(1) verb. The act of agreeing to babysit an acquaintances house pet and then shutting the pet in a pantry or closet so you don't have to deal with it.

(2) noun. A broken zipper on a pair of dress slacks. The zipper is typically left at half or three-quarter mast causing the mouth of the fly to poke out awkwardly.

I asked Rod to feed the dog while we were out of town and he padoba'd Scruffy in the laundry room.

I couldn't stop staring at that guy's padoba in fear that his junk was going to pop out.

padoba by bigdamncrazyweight October 2, 2012

padoober

someone who is easily distracted, yet keeps people's attention by being attractive

That blonde is such a padoober

padoober by Cheaze Rathburn December 22, 2009

padoofass

lesbien sex when Nathan is inculded in some way, shape, or form

Me, Robin, and Lisa are gonna have some hot padoofass later.

padoofass by Nathan July 4, 2003

Padoobadop

really dank chronic

"hey yo im bout to re up on a cutie of that padoobadop, you tryna throw ducats?"

Padoobadop by SpliffMastr420 June 11, 2009

padoosay

boosa boosa boosa dubba dabba dubba keersta deersta deersta dubba dubba dubba

FREE THE POOSAYYYYY
#padoosay

padoosay by PADOOSAYYYYYY July 12, 2022

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026