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(1) verb. The act of agreeing to babysit an acquaintances house pet and then shutting the pet in a pantry or closet so you don't have to deal with it.

(2) noun. A broken zipper on a pair of dress slacks. The zipper is typically left at half or three-quarter mast causing the mouth of the fly to poke out awkwardly.
I asked Rod to feed the dog while we were out of town and he padoba'd Scruffy in the laundry room.

I couldn't stop staring at that guy's padoba in fear that his junk was going to pop out.
padoba by bigdamncrazyweight October 2, 2012
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A pedobank, is a bank into which you place girls into who are underage and would invest years in until they turn 18 and then screw them, similar to jailbate.
"Dude that girl is totaly going in my pedobank"
"She is like 12 dude"
Pedobank by GreatandWise92 October 12, 2011
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pedobaiter 

An underage female who is intentionally being sexually suggestive in hopes of catching the eyes of older men. They are usually found on myspace and various rating sites.
1. lol okay i'm giving 1s because she's an intentional pedobaiter

2. Look at that girl, isn't she like 13? She's showing her thong! WHAT A PEDOBAITER!

3. hey *looks at your pics* YOU'RE A PEDOBAITER TOO! OMFG =D
pedobaiter by Nellay / Soren February 1, 2006
The area of skin between the balls and anus, or the vagina and anus. Also referred to as the taint.
Sally's paduba had an extraordinary amount of hair on it.
paduba by Dugan Champagne December 30, 2016

Gen Padova 

n.1. Diminutive pornstar, artist, and epicure. Known for her offbeat humor, fine cooking, and insatiable appetite for cum. At 4'11", Gen Padova achieved notoriety within the adult industry for her intense on-screen orgasms and ability to accomodate cocks nearly as large as herself. As well as for her willingness to engage in almost every act of depravity conceived by man. Padova is famous for once passing out during a gangbang.
"Holy shit dude, I watched an interracial scene last night where Gen Padova rode a cock bigger than she was!"

"No one can give a guy a footjob while simultaneously pissing in her own mouth like Gen Padova."
Gen Padova by AngryPuppi September 8, 2012

pedobaiting 

The act of pretending to be a sexually active minor online in order to lure ("bait") pedophiles. The person posing as the minor (the "pedobaiter") will typically pick a name that a child would use, such as "liljess14", and then wait for an adult to start a conversation. The pedobaiter will say explicitly that he or she is underage early in the conversation, usually by giving a fake age, and will then attempt to get the pedophile to sexually solicit him or her. An experienced pedobaiter will have a collection of pictures, a short history of the minor he is pretending to be, or even a fake MySpace profile to support his adopted identity.
If the pedobaiting is successful and the pedophile sexually solicits what he believes to be a minor, the pedobaiter will usually respond with a (false) notice about the FBI monitoring the conversation, the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA), etc. The statement usually holds no water, but anyone stupid enough to sexually solicit minors online will usually fall for it.
One example of such a notice is:

"NOTICE TO CHATTER: In accordance with the Terms of Service you have accepted to use this chat client, this conversation has been monitored and recorded by the Child Internet Service Protection Agency, as licensed by the Child Online Privacy Protection Act (COPPA). You are receiving this notice due to a potential violation of US law. Your IP address has been recorded and sent to the Federal Bureau of Investigation, who will review the chat log and request all available contact information from your Internet Service Provider, and will pursue a criminal investigation if necessary. If you believe this chat session was logged in error, please contact your local FBI office within 24 hours and quote the reference number #2334531-0343.

"VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor for sex.

"Sir, I am now legally obligated to inform you that I am an agent of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. If you have anything you would like to say, you may do so now. Otherwise, we will obtain your contact information and the address of your residence from your Internet Service Provider and you should expect to hear from us within 48 hours."

The goals of pedobaiting are usually merely personal amusement, though some pedobaiting efforts are coordinated and aim to root out and criminally prosecute pedophiles. Perverted-Justice is an example of one such group.
Pedobaiting became popular as an online hobby or sport during the airing of the Dateline NBC special series called "To Catch a Predator".

For those who involve themselves in pedobaiting for sport or amusement, attaining personal information such as full names, home addresses, and phone numbers is worthy of praise, as is receiving embarassing photographs in which the pedophile is identifiable.

This word is only coincidentally related to the word pedobait, which means "a minor, usually female, who attracts the attention of adults in a sexual capacity" and is otherwise synonymous with jailbait, although it is prudent of the pedobaiter to use pictures of minors who are pedobait.
"Hey, John, what are you up to?"
"Oh, I'm just pedobaiting."
"Any luck?"
"Yeah. I managed to get this pedophile's full name and phone number."
pedobaiting by Tsukatu January 14, 2008
To add unnecessary processes to a task, just for the sake of extending the time spent on said task.
Mike: "I really think these steel bars should be painted black."

Jim: "We don't have to paint them, they are Galvanized steel"

Mike: "I still think they need a coat of paint, I talked to Roberto and he agrees"

Jim: "Mike, stop trying to padovan the process all the damn time"
padovan by microsdcard January 10, 2012
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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