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pachyderm 

-(informal) An elephant .

-(slang) Someone who is insensitive and or shameless.

-(slang) A person with thick skin; someone who is not affected by or does not care what others say about him or her.
My friend loves pachyderm as animals, not as humans.
pachyderm by EdelweissLady August 28, 2018
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pachyderm 

The group of animals that elephants, rhinos and hippopotamuses are in
"HEY! MOM! LOOK A PACHYDERM! COOL, RIGHT?"
pachyderm by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013

pachyderm knuckle 

a big fat pussy, a big fat camel toe
her lime green spandex accentuated her pachyderm knuckle to its full glory.
pachyderm knuckle by hanoverfist October 20, 2009

Pachyderm Sqerm 

I got a lot of milk when I did the pachyderm sqerm
Pachyderm Sqerm by Johnny Mahfka August 13, 2017

Pachydermophobia

The fear of elephants.
She screamed when she saw the elephant; she had Pachydermophobia.
Pachydermophobia by Lemur. December 3, 2010

herd of pachyderms 

A group of 3-8 fat women, who travel together on social outings for protection and moral support. They are known to frequent Ladies Night and all-you-can-eat buffets.
I came to the bar to find some hot action, not get trampled by a herd of pachyderms.

Pachydermaboxus 

Secular interpretation of all religions as different representations of the same phenomenon. Often adopted as a belief system. Popular with agnostics and former atheists. Usually linked to a socially liberal world view that promotes interpersonal relationships and education as the path to peace. Also known as the Elephant in a Box Theory.

The mythology of Pachydermaboxus is as follows:

There is a metaphysical room in which there is no light. In the middle of this metaphysical room is a metaphysical box full of holes. Within the metaphysical box is a metaphysical elephant. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives. Many find the box. Many do not. Of those that find the box, some reach in and feel the elephant's ear. Some reach in and feel the elephant's tail. Some reach in and feel the elephant's foot. Some reach in and feel the elephant's trunk. Some reach in and feel nothing at all. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives, and no matter what they experience, upon departing the room everyone says, That is God.
Her boyfriend's Jewish but she's Pachydermaboxus.
Pachydermaboxus by pachyderma July 9, 2010
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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