pachyderm

-(informal) An elephant .

-(slang) Someone who is insensitive and or shameless.

-(slang) A person with thick skin; someone who is not affected by or does not care what others say about him or her.

My friend loves pachyderm as animals, not as humans.

by EdelweissLady August 28, 2018

pachyderm

The group of animals that elephants, rhinos and hippopotamuses are in

"HEY! MOM! LOOK A PACHYDERM! COOL, RIGHT?"

by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013

pachyderm knuckle

a big fat pussy, a big fat camel toe

her lime green spandex accentuated her pachyderm knuckle to its full glory.

by hanoverfist October 20, 2009

Pachyderm Sqerm

Punch that shit until it milks.

I got a lot of milk when I did the pachyderm sqerm

by Johnny Mahfka August 13, 2017

Pachydermophobia

The fear of elephants.

She screamed when she saw the elephant; she had Pachydermophobia.

by Lemur. December 3, 2010

herd of pachyderms

A group of 3-8 fat women, who travel together on social outings for protection and moral support. They are known to frequent Ladies Night and all-you-can-eat buffets.

I came to the bar to find some hot action, not get trampled by a herd of pachyderms.

by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin February 12, 2019

Pachydermaboxus

Secular interpretation of all religions as different representations of the same phenomenon. Often adopted as a belief system. Popular with agnostics and former atheists. Usually linked to a socially liberal world view that promotes interpersonal relationships and education as the path to peace. Also known as the Elephant in a Box Theory.

The mythology of Pachydermaboxus is as follows:

There is a metaphysical room in which there is no light. In the middle of this metaphysical room is a metaphysical box full of holes. Within the metaphysical box is a metaphysical elephant. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives. Many find the box. Many do not. Of those that find the box, some reach in and feel the elephant's ear. Some reach in and feel the elephant's tail. Some reach in and feel the elephant's foot. Some reach in and feel the elephant's trunk. Some reach in and feel nothing at all. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives, and no matter what they experience, upon departing the room everyone says, That is God.

Her boyfriend's Jewish but she's Pachydermaboxus.

by pachyderma July 9, 2010