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pachyderm 

The group of animals that elephants, rhinos and hippopotamuses are in
"HEY! MOM! LOOK A PACHYDERM! COOL, RIGHT?"
pachyderm by TIGGY :) December 8, 2013

pachyderm knuckle 

a big fat pussy, a big fat camel toe
her lime green spandex accentuated her pachyderm knuckle to its full glory.
pachyderm knuckle by hanoverfist October 20, 2009

Pachyderm Sqerm 

I got a lot of milk when I did the pachyderm sqerm
Pachyderm Sqerm by Johnny Mahfka August 13, 2017

Pachydermophobia

She screamed when she saw the elephant; she had Pachydermophobia.
Pachydermophobia by Lemur. December 3, 2010

herd of pachyderms 

A group of 3-8 fat women, who travel together on social outings for protection and moral support. They are known to frequent Ladies Night and all-you-can-eat buffets.
I came to the bar to find some hot action, not get trampled by a herd of pachyderms.

Pachydermaboxus 

Secular interpretation of all religions as different representations of the same phenomenon. Often adopted as a belief system. Popular with agnostics and former atheists. Usually linked to a socially liberal world view that promotes interpersonal relationships and education as the path to peace. Also known as the Elephant in a Box Theory.

The mythology of Pachydermaboxus is as follows:

There is a metaphysical room in which there is no light. In the middle of this metaphysical room is a metaphysical box full of holes. Within the metaphysical box is a metaphysical elephant. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives. Many find the box. Many do not. Of those that find the box, some reach in and feel the elephant's ear. Some reach in and feel the elephant's tail. Some reach in and feel the elephant's foot. Some reach in and feel the elephant's trunk. Some reach in and feel nothing at all. All human beings enter this room at least once in their lives, and no matter what they experience, upon departing the room everyone says, That is God.
Her boyfriend's Jewish but she's Pachydermaboxus.