pacer syndrome 

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after doing the pacer test or running a similar distance, speed, or time.

I ran home so fast, I got pacer syndrome.

pacer syndrome by MrJoshTheEpic March 21, 2017

Last Paper Syndrome 

LPS stands for Last Paper Syndrome
It is a delusion that exams are completed.

It happens when there is just one exam left and a person does nothing related to studies. It is worse that being lazy. Just one exam left but brain is already in holiday mode.

"DUDE! Your exam starts in three hours; why are you making an elephant out of old macaroni?"
"It's my last exam of the semester - I have Last Paper Syndrome."

Last Paper Syndrome by Anshuuuuuu June 16, 2022

toilet paper syndrome 

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

toilet paper syndrome by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020

Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome 

When you wore a pager and were on call 24/7 for so many years that your hip still buzzes occasionally even though you no longer wear a pager.

Oh man my hip won't stop vibrating where I used to wear my pager all the time!
Dude you have Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome, just let it goooooo.

Post Traumatic Pager Syndrome by DeCryptIcon February 21, 2022

paper clip syndrome 

Definition: when a fuckboy simp male is so desperate for emotional attention that he becomes drawn to and constantly attached to females that appeal to him— similar to how a paper clip is drawn to a magnet (ergo the name)

Interelectual 1: look at chad, he’s always following her around, he’s drawn to her like a magnet
Interelectual 2: exactly, perfect example of paper clip syndrome

paper clip syndrome by olives&basil March 16, 2020

Paper Bag Syndrome 

A disease worse than aids. When a girl has a mad sexy body but a god-awful face that makes you want to vomit your organs. See also butterface

Name is derived from the fact that one needs a paper bag to put over the chick's face

So I was going to fuck Daniella last night, but then it turned out she had paper bag syndrome.

Paper Bag Syndrome by worsethanaids August 11, 2010

paper bag syndrome 

where a girl is so unbelievably hot, but then she turns around. nice ass, nice tits, nice legs; but dam is she ugly. put a bag over it. also referred to as PBS if u are standing right behind the girl in question, so as not to hurt her feelings. ugly people get hurt too..

- dam that girl has paper bag syndrome
+ i still would

paper bag syndrome by giantslaya November 13, 2005