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When a person is a complete moron and doesn’t realise it.

He tries to get bitches, but fails every time. That’s why he resorts to having incestual relationship with his uncle
P1: Yo did you hear he tried to hit on Jessica yesterday, but she blatantly rejected him?
P2: What, no? I heard he’s fucking his uncle.
P1: What a fucking Paňák, lol
paňák by Kozlik296 November 28, 2021
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A defecation so satisfying its resemble a large ophidian staring back at you. A pan-snake or coiled monster dump.
I couldn't walk 'till I released that Panaconda from my colon.
Panaconda by terrormask grid July 19, 2012
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Panamaican 

A person with one Panamanian parent, and one Jamaican parent
A: My mom is Panamanian and my dad is Jamaican
B: You're Panamaican
Panamaican by YoNoSe May 27, 2013
Palak is the living embodiment of victory. She is The home (earth) and greek goddess of victorious. Fun loving person , great hair and great in bed. They look for love in a person and will do everything to achieve their loved ones.
A believer and trust worthy person.
love they way your hair look, you must be Palak.
Palak by Stack_Reminise September 17, 2021

Panama City Pool Party 

When you take a poop in a toilet and proceed to jerk off and ejaculate in the same toilet before flushing.
Bro 1:Dude i just went to drain the tank in your bathroom, but there is a Panama City Pool Party going on in there!!

Bro 2: aww man I musta forgot to flush during my pre party ritual!

Bro 1: yeah man I turned the fan on cuz that bathroom was smelling like straight Jankem bro

psychic plague panacea 

Conceived in conversations about possible personal blog names in September 2002 at the early stage of now defunct startup "Text America" (2002-2006), Psychic Plague Panacea got a double take and immediate thumbs up from our consultant. The expert turned out to be far too expensive and left the next day, but the name was finally given to shawnblog.com when the site moved to tumblr.com after the startup (Text America) finally and miserably failed.

Spawning initial public awareness of the shocking and awful anti-Radiohead movement, shawnblog.com was featured on the tumblr.com home page and subsequently became popular enjoying higher technorati and Google rankings than far more influential web sites. The blog is, of course, mostly nonsense and should not be taken seriously, only very loosely representing the moments in the stream of consciousness of it's author.
Shawn Blog — The anti-Radiohead movement grows (Google search result for Psychic Plague Panacea)
psychic plague panacea by shawnblog February 21, 2010
A person who's always there for you, no matter what. (That's her nindo, her ninja way)
Thank you for always understanding me. That's so palak of you.
Palak by Sarthu November 30, 2020