Ozaya is the epitome of grace and beauty, with a presence that lights up every room she enters. Her warmth and kindness are reflected in every gesture, making those around her feel cherished and loved. As a wife, she is the perfect partner—supportive, understanding, and deeply committed. Her strength is matched only by her gentleness, creating a harmonious balance that makes her an extraordinary companion. With her intelligence and compassion, she navigates life's challenges with poise, making every moment spent with her a testament to the beauty of a true and perfect partnership.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).