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The pain in the front of the vulva after a marathon wanking session
Girl 1: img I can't even sit down

Girl 2: why, how comes?

Girl 1: well no one joined me this weekend and I had to take care of myself and now i have oyster burn

Girl 2: auch
by Crawsen January 12, 2017
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