ownst

means the same as owned, only perhaps worse

L: pokes Froggy
F: pokes back
L:*blockes*
B: You got ownst Froggy

ownst by Lisa May 21, 2005

Ownation 

The State of being so overtly owned, that saying owned or pwned just doesn't fit and isn't extreme enough.
The word can be used in various ways, as expressed in the examples.

Ownation!
Dude, you just got ownated! (Other form of word, used same as owned)
This is total ownation!
You are in ownation.
Bob is in ownation.

Ownation by Caesar-SB September 6, 2013

My dad Owns Microsoft 

The Signature Phrase for any 11-12 year old in an attempt to try to flex what they don't have. These kids are mostly on xbox and/or minecraft

Man:*Winning against child*
Kid: Your a hacker, my dad owns microsoft

My dad Owns Microsoft by THICCBOU May 16, 2018

Ornstein the Dragonslayer 

One of the hardest bosses in the game Dark souls. Ususally killed before his parter, Executioner Smough, due to his extreme awesomeness after Smough is killed. He is quick and agile and will attack you when you least expect it. After Smough dies first, he absorbs his souls, grows to twice his usual size and starts stabbing you with a giant electric spear. If Ornstein is killed first then Smough will pulverize his dead body with his hammer, which will then become electric due to the AWESOMENESS of Ornsteins soul.

Person 1: We're dead
Person 2: But we just killed Smough!
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: But now we just have to kill Ornstein!
Person 1: EXACTLY
Person 1: no
(they carry on playing)
Person 2: Oh.
Person 1: Yeah. He is too awesome for us.
Person 2: No wonder he's called Ornstein the Dragonslayer. If he can kill dragons, we must be as easy as flies!

Ornstein the Dragonslayer by ILoveDragonslayerOrnstein!!!!! June 30, 2012

onstanc 

She is the prettiest and the hottest girl in the world!

“onstanc is beautiful”

onstanc by aoskansbdjw June 5, 2020

owns ponies 

The term describes something that is exceptional, or awesome. It is derived from "pwn" which is ultimate nerd internet ownage. To own ponies is to do something amazing or be amazing.

The reverse of this, sucking, is to "blow ponies".

"She let me get to third base on the first date! Third base totally owns ponies!"

owns ponies by Sexjelly October 28, 2007

Onsted 

A small town not that far from the Michigan International Speedway. Has a school populated with the worst drug problem in the district. It is overall a nice town and is an enjoyable 15 minute walk.

Boy: where do you live?

Girl: Onsted, Michigan.

Boy: Where The F*** is that?!?

Onsted by Avalare October 10, 2011