Owens

Sounded out term for an ONS, otherwise known as a One Night Stand. This involves picking up some whore in a drunken stupor at some dingy dive bar and banging her that night, only to wake up early enough to escape out the bathroom window when you're "taking a shower".

"Dude, I totally pulled an Owens last night. I was so ashamed I had to get wasted to tell you."