A dance move where one squats while thrusting both their arms back and forth motion. Ideally your left arm should be placed in front of you (in front of your groin area) and your right arm should be placed behind your buttox. Repeat this motion while squatting and you will be performing the Out Both Ends correctly.
by Aksh Patel June 09, 2021

Whoa man I just went to go take a runny shit, and my stomach got all queasy. Then all of a sudden I was puking out both ends!
by Quentin_B November 06, 2006

I was coughing a lot last week, and I accidentally farted at one point. My mother was in the room, so I told her I was "coughing out of both ends" to hide the shame.
by WORGENDK85 February 11, 2013

by whats a pseudonym seriously October 31, 2021

Speaking to something to which you know nothing of and end up embarrassing yourself due to your stupidity. Similar to "talking out of one's ass"
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
"Pipe" can be substituted with "straw" or any other type of tube.
Sports Pundit: "Defensive coaches can't win championships in the modern era."
"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
"Wow, talk about blowing out of both ends of the pipe."
by M7NESTUD14 September 06, 2025
